Quotes of the Evening

“I speak boop.”
Wojo

“Wojo, if I hear one more word about that stupid hat, I am going to shock you until you’re on the floor of the ship.”
Knup

“You’ll find that we’re not educated.”
Wojo

“I’d totally do her, but in a respectful manner.”
Baku

“Thank God for the Car Fox.”
Ghall

“It’s the royal ‘my’.”
Baku

“I’m going to go powder…your records.”
Neralli

Knup: What did you do?
Wojo: You know what I did.

Wojo: We could be your dad.
Knup: We’re a different species!!

“Dizzy’s not for blowing up.”
Wojo

“That’s not why it’s called a bulkhead.”
Neralli

“What happened to not using names?”
Darwin

“Who’s ‘breaker’?”
Knup

“Are those guys ‘broworkers’?”
Neralli

“Can’t we give him something else and call it money?”
Wojo

“Have you ever seen a twi’lek fully dressed?”
“I don’t want to.”
Neralli and Wojo

“Are you from the planet Ikea?”
Neralli

“Cover your hairlessness, you tendriled horror.”
Ren

“I’m in a turret, motherfucker!”
Darwin

“I smell like beer in a bar, which might happen. YOU smell like fish.”
Neralli

“Can you kill a sinkhole of evil?”
Darwin

“It’s called a fish slap. It’s like a bitch slap, but fishy.”
Neralli

“Right in the Mommy-Daddy box!”
Baku

“The Force knows who you are, bu it doesn’t know what to do with you.”
Darwin

“Did you bring stuff for s’mores? Because I’m still kinda pissed at you.”
Wojo

“What is with you today? Suddenly you’re all ‘eye-conscious’.”
Baku

“You’re new to space, aren’t you?”
Keckay

Derpytreads slowly lumbers down the loading ramp, only bumping the side once. The Officer gives it a slightly … sad look. “That’s an, erm, vintage droid.” he says helpfully.

“Don’t shop discount,” Ren says, flatly.

He nods sagely at the bothan.

Quotes of the Evening

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